Limmy
The world's only actor/writer/director/stand-up comedian who could build you a Flash site in ActionScript 3.0.
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Glasgow, United Kingdom
Birthday:
20 October 1974
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Limmy
Check it out, a 228 face spunkshot collage! http://twibbon.com/cause/Spunk/twibute/Spunk-Twibute-250 In case you’re wondering what the fuck it is, it’s the result of a spunk Twibbon I made for Twitter. An...
Limmy
“A US army major has opened fire on fellow soldiers at the Fort Hood military base in Texas, killing 11 people and injuring 31, officials say.” http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8345713.stm I couldn’t help noticing the similarities between the guy who did the shooting… … and the cunt who ...
Daz Owens
Daz Owens
"Did your parents have any children that lived?!?"
Fri at 13:42
Daz Owens
Daz Owens
The above quote was of Gunnery Sargeant Hartman. Not me being a random cunt. Well... a bit
Fri at 13:43
Limmy
I’d like to introduce you to a new word. “FAILomnomnom”. It’s a combination of two of my currently most hated words and phrases on the internet: “FAIL” and “Om nom nom”. It doesn’t mean anything. It just exists. It just exists to annoy me, and I made it. FAILonnomnom.
Limmy
Imagine having your arse flashed in front of the world’s cameras, against your will. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_W-N4oE_1Q I’m no a big fan of Mark Ronson. The suit thing, the black tie, all that shite. Bu...
Jamie Wilson
Jamie Wilson
Or kept them down and pumped his arse right there on the stage in front of everyone.
04 November at 09:47
Limmy
I remember watching them doing this on Top of the Pops at the time, but I never realised what it was until now. At 1:52-2:00, they are doing a rape dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-WhtWM4vJY#t=1m48s Elbow to the face, elbow to the face, shag, shag...
Lucy
Lucy
That's probably one of the most terrifying things I will ever see.
03 November at 11:55
Limmy

Limmy The sky is blue, the grass is green, ye got anything for Halloween?

Anas
Anas
a bimbo
31 October at 16:33
Paul James Hossack
Paul James Hossack
the sky is purple the grass is black, awa ye go and dont come back
02 November at 01:34
Limmy
Source: tinyurl.com
Limmy
Limmy
Glad you liked the podcasts, and I hope the Halloween thing ruptured your eardrums! Only kidding, thanks!
01 November at 05:06
Limmy
I’m sorry, folks, but I’ve got fuck all big to say, just too fucking busy with the show. But, as always, you can read my wee messages on Twitter: http://twitter.com/BrianLimond
Limmy
Seeing as I’m too busy to post anything new, here’s a blast from the past. http://www.limmy.com/playthings/halloween
Andy
Andy
nice 1!
28 October at 05:32
Stevie Walker
Stevie Walker
That could scar an impressionable mind for ever, how cruel and unthinking those old todgers are.
28 October at 09:41
Limmy
Limmy
I’m 35. Five years ago, I was 30. It’s been a good five years. In the past five years, I’ve not touched a drop of booze, I travelled/moaned my way around the world, did stand-up for the first time, got my own telly series, and I just got a happy birthday message from Tasmin Archer on Twitter. I’m ...
Limmy

Limmy Let's get a post X Factor game of Call of Duty 4 on the Xbox, folks. My gamertag: limmydotcom

Bob McBride
Bob McBride
David Anderson........ Whit ned uses the words "twat" or "chocolate starfish". We all know that neds are destined to use a handful of insults like Bawbag or Wee Fanny. Therefore your argument is both bogus and sad. Also, as for calling practically everyone on Limmy's friends list "cunts"..... Well...... Who's the scum now, eh? Peace out my sandy vagina'd friend.
18 October at 08:16
Stuart Foley
Stuart Foley
Fri & Sat night playing oan yer xbox Limmy - Get a fuckin life and git oot down the boozer at the weekend...tsk
18 October at 13:23
Limmy

Limmy CHERYL... PLAYED.. THE GATELY CARD!

Limmy

Limmy That's me finished my gaming for the night. Going to bed now, maybe.

Sean McDougall
Sean McDougall
Vivien, the new one's out in less than a month, you may as well wait ; )
17 October at 05:40
Limmy

Limmy Been playing Call of Duty 4 for a few hours.