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THIS TUESDAY, THE SECOND CITY GETS TO BE FIRST.

My YOU BETTER NOT CRY tour begins this Tues. 10/27 at Chicago's Music Box Theater. Tix: http://tiny.cc/muGn3

And please show up even if you have to lock the kids in the basement because you can't find a sitter; I will be horrified and feel so guilty if that big old theate...r is empty!

I have mixed feelings about my tour this year. Many of you may have already heard or read that Dennis and I have separated after nearly a decade together. Of course, we're still speaking and taking care of the dogs and working together but our relationship is changing, hopefully evolving. And this will be the first time I have been out there on the road on my own...on my own. To make matters even more surreal, my apartment in Manhattan is directly across the street from where I lived when I first moved to Manhattan twenty years ago -and where some of the stories in the book took place.

But I am also excited because I'm pleased (more or less) with the book. We all know it's easy to make fun of the holidays and this is what I did not want to do. Instead, I wanted to show how even though I have had more than my fair share of crummy holidays, each one has also had a small but magnificent gift hidden in the center. And this, actually, is kind of how my life has always been.

Anyway, it's not a large tour this year, just seven cities. But if you happen to live in one of them, I hope you come and say hi. Here are the cities:

Chicago, Boston, NYC, Atlanta, Miami, Austin, Portland.

I'll see you soon,

AXB
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Augusten Burroughs I ordered some dog steps online but they arrived in a flat box. With Dennis in Aspen, I had to assemble it myself. The result was cracked, split wood, nails sticking out at dog-eye level, glue on Dennis's New Zealand wool carpet and two dogs who refused to go near the thing. I am 44 years old. I should by this time be able to operate a hammer. One would think.

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Augusten Burroughs Please note the corrected Austin tour date. See www.augusten.com for complete details of all upcoming events.

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Augusten Burroughs is the #1 bestselling author of Running with Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Sellevision and Possible Side Effects. Running with Scissors remained on the New York Times bestseller list for over two-and-a-half years. ...
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Augusten Burroughs "Augusten Burroughs will be appearing in a limited number of engagements for his upcoming holiday collection, YOU BETTER NOT CRY: Stories For Christmas. Times and venue information will follow shortly. The cities are: 10/27: Chicago, 10/29: Boston 11/2

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Augusten Burroughs Dennis left for the city to paint and prepare the apartment (empty for a year...building a total disaster...of course) so we can finally have a mattress delivered. Instead of sleeping on the floor like drunks. Not that there's anything wrong with floors o

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Augusten Burroughs In LA working in my hotel? And the minibar guy came in just now and said, "Wow, you're in exactly the same position you were in yesterday."

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Augusten Burroughs The other day I reached my hand into a box in the basement and my fingers landed on a plastic box of slides. I opened it up and the first picture I saw literally took my breath away -it was like being punched in the stomach. Since that day until this moment I have done nothing but scan and clean-up slides. And now you can see them for yourself: it's DRY in pictures, photos by yours truly from 1989 - 1999.

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Augusten Burroughs Okay, well, it went fine. Thanks to her. And a beautiful lady from Dubai gave me a present! And now I want to move there. Also, the king of Dubai is a poet and I feel certain we would become best friends. PLus, I don't drink so couldn't be arrested.

I bet I could afford a small place in this building. (Assuming it has a basement).

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Augusten Burroughs I CAN'T INTERVIEW ELIZABETH BERG WITH PIMPLES ALL OVER MY FAT NECK. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN OVERNIGHT? and as if that isn't bad enough, I HAVE NO HAIR. In the future, baldness will be removed from the gene pool. I HATE LIVING IN THE PAST. Just like when I was

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Augusten Burroughs ***EXTRA SPECIAL EVENT TODAY, MAY 19TH 2009*** Augusten Burroughs will interview his favorite author, ELIZABETH BERG on stage at 7:PM this evening: Wellesley Free Library, Wakelin Room (ground floor)
530 Washington Street
Wellesley, MA 02482

www.wellesleyfreelibrary.org

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