David Sedaris
For starters, Santa didn’t used to do anything. He’s not retired and, more important, he has nothing to do with Turkey.
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Location:
London, United Kingdom
Birthday:
26 December 1956
 
April Shockley Andrews

April Shockley Andrews Thank you for making me howl with laughter.

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Kevin

Kevin He was a small kittenish boy...

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Virginia LaPrade

Virginia LaPrade Me teach kids to talk pretty, Oneday
like you to write the book, tres rigolo
Plus des crayons, scrapnel neccescary

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Bonny Dotson Allen

Bonny Dotson Allen He make the good thing...

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Scott Moore

Scott Moore He nice The Jesus.

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David Heckeler

David Heckeler Actually, I am Nancy using David's facebook.

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David Heckeler

David Heckeler I am reading Stadium Pal while trying to talk my divorced sister-in-law down from a tragic relationship with a wife-beating alcoholic. I started to laugh and progressed into uncontrollable mania while reading these few paragraphs. I laughed so hard I am crying. I've passed the phone to my husband so he can pick up w...here I left off with her. The cat and I are writing to you to thank you. Stadium Pal beats tragic family situation every day.

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Melody Danae Andrews

Melody Danae Andrews Everything you write is absolutely brilliant.

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Nora Lynne Marzocchi

Nora Lynne Marzocchi Saw you at your first reading at Yale, Woolsey Hall - thank you for all your writings, they make me laugh aloud!

27 November at 17:58 · Report
Laura Greco

Laura Greco Its almost that time of year again....for the six to eight black men to come calling for my children. Saw you at the bookstore and hoping to get tickets for Albany show. I carry the card around that you gave me that says "stop talking" I whip it out often.

27 November at 05:05 · Report
Janet Branson

Janet Branson Do you approve of the "Santaland Diaries" show in Chicago?

26 November at 20:57 · Report
Adam Joseph

Adam Joseph Hey Mr. Sedaris, Check out my New Music Video "Finally"! An Ode to Marriage Equality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TwnfoxaF74

26 November at 18:57 · Report
Ken Kapus

Ken Kapus You are prove God is gay.

25 November at 22:10 · Report
Patrick Hennigan

Patrick Hennigan I'm nearing the end of "When You Are Engulfed in Flames" and I've loved every page. Love the chapter about your babysitter in NC. Been there...

25 November at 14:16 · Report
Stu Pierce

Stu Pierce You are a brilliant writer. I have enjoyed your books and all your appearances on Letterman.

24 November at 21:02 · Report