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Gender:
Male
Relationship status:
Married to
to Irene Coates (Alas)
Birthday:
20 April 1952
Hometown:
Keighly, Yorkshire
Political views:
Conservative
Activities:
Eric Pickles can often be seen roaming the streets, looking for impressionable people to take part in Pickles' Political Pressings. In this incomparable phenomenom, Mr. Pickles takes full advantage of his Memory Foam fat and leaves a lasting reminder of the people that he should happen upon.
Interests:
Eric has his own radio show, which once a month keeps people up to date with the latest stories of people falling over and losing teeth.
Favourite music:
Eric Pickles is a great fan of Elvis Presely, for the very simple reason that before he became Eric Pickles he was the King himself. (Tell no one)
Favourite Quotations:
'This at least answers the question as to what philosophy is motivating Gordon Brown. Is it Adam Smith... Karl Marx... working without leaving the armchair and free doughnuts………its obvious: Homer Simpson.'
About me:
Eric Pickles takes great joy in being the only living human to possess a face with horizontal symmetry.

Eric Pickles cannot die.

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