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"Puffin My Ass"
"I am part of the problem"
"Black Beauty"
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 Fuck You, Penguin
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Don't even think about trying to sneak by me
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I think you may have sat on your own face, clown monkey
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Dissatisfied ferrets resort to Jewish guilt
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I doubt Nathan Lane feels threatened
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Is there anything more defeating than cute bats?
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- Gold star to Matt Penfield 02 January 11:13
- Fuck you, Facebook RSS apps 26 December 13:10|5 comments
- Apparently Facebook WILL let you say "fuck" 22 December 17:20|19 comments
FU, Penguin
Darasa Allman This site brings me joy.
Amy Campeau Funny stuff. When things aren't going right. Pick up a book that makes you and and smile.
Jessica Daugherty best book ever
Candace olive bird... too cute. it's cuteness will unravel the fabric of space and time.
Angie Pierce Geitner Freaking awesome!
Kyla Pacheco LIKE.
Megan Oh man. You have made my life better!
Scott Pierce Honestly Seriously, Get Fucked Peguin, you think you can just waddle around thinking your the shit, learn how to fucking walk normal or stick to the belly slide method
Maggie Derethik
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Just thought I would update you on the tragedy that is going on in the world....Something must be done.
Brynda Quinn Love the kitten one!
Katie I snorted while reading your book and laughing in the barnes and noble cafe. the girl next to me on her laptop probably thought I was a freak. btw, I bought it and I'm buying a copy for my brother for hannuka.
Chelsea This is the most hilarious crap ever.
Tabitha So, I bought a copy or "FU, Penguin" today. Had to because I laughed so hard I spit almond latte all over Dule, the coke-head dog. F U, Matthew. F U.
Julia Brown Best. Ever.
