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- Affiliation:
- that of Labour Left but with a substantial degree
- Location:
- Address Information: Top Gear (TV Show) Room 4356 201 Wood Lane London W12 7TS
- Birthday:
- 11 April 1960
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Jeremy Clarkson when I was 17, I used to sledge behind cars and not at 8mph either. Once, some friends and I did it on the M6 at 50mph. And none of us was even slightly killed. I have also ridden bicycles at enormous speed through Burton on Trent where many of the locals are drunk on the town's home brew. And to my certain knowledge, neither I nor anyone else died as a result.
Jeremy Clarkson For this series only, we’re moving to 9pm on November 15. We had no choice really: X Factor on at the same time with the Results Show, Cowell on storming form, the whole nation glued – we know when to bravely bugger off and wait until the storm passes.
Jeremy Clarkson Series 14 is on its way.
Jeremy Clarkson The upshot to having a Land Rover? Well, as a family, we tend to stay at home most of the time playing computer games because I don't like driving the Volvo, the Land Rover's throttle cable has broken and everything else in the yard only has two seats.
Jeremy Clarkson I love Range Rovers but the trouble is that we live in a country full of vegetablists, communists, hippies, social workers and various other lunatics who've got it into their thick heads that people in Range Rovers are somehow causing people to have soggy sofas in Tewkesbury. So they glower and leave rude messages under the windscreen wipers.This is very annoying.
Jeremy Clarkson We are all aware there is a chemistry between people. You meet someone, and before they've even drawn breath to speak, you know you hate every fibre of their being, and would like to hit them in the head with a shovel. Certainly, I felt this way when I first met Piers Morgan and thats what i feel about a Boxster , James has one. And there is, quite literally, nothing in his life that I covet
Jeremy Clarkson To all the real car fans out there i suggest a movie to you all . it is called 'Love The Beast' and im honoured to be a part of it.
Jeremy Clarkson do not despair because go further back in a lancia and it's like crawling on your hands and knees through a field full of oiled-up lesbians. After 10 minutes you will end up panting with the possibilities.I've decided I must have a Lancia.An Alfa, if you
Jeremy Clarkson Of course, there are some girls who will go for a man with a supercar. They are called gold diggers and, pretty soon, they will sleep with your gardener, take half your money and tell the newspapers what the rest of womanhood knew already: that your penis
Jeremy Clarkson I could make a cheap car if I built it in a factory made from wattle and mud, paid the workers in rice and motivated them into a 20-hour day with whips and flame throwers.
Jeremy Clarkson Not that long ago, I pulled in for petrol at a garage in Norfolk. The man behind the counter, who looked a bit like a turnip, only with ears, took my credit card, popped it in the till, shut the drawer and moved on to serve the next customer.
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