
Michael Winner Cat ---***BREAKING NEWS***--- Reports sent to us today show evidence of MICHAEL WINNER CAT in possession of a sophisticated MECHA EXO-SKELETON DEVICE to augment its dastardly campaign of terror. Sources suggest this kind of technology is only possible IN THE FUTURE!!! More to follow.

Michael Winner Cat THE ARROGANCE OF MICHAEL WINNER CAT: Michael Winner Cat spotted building raft to take to the seas in the middle of Leicester, then sitting on it and waiting, some 80 miles away from the sea. Can Michael Winner Cat *really* be so arrogant as to think the sea will come to it? Or is there something more sinister afoot?

Michael Winner Cat ***BREAKING NEWS*** Michael Winner Cat has just been seen sharpening its claws on a nearby car's tyres!!!

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January 5, 1998, Heavenly Ski Resort near South Lake Tahoe, California. Michael Winner Cat and associate team up to disguise themselves as a tree to cause all sorts of havoc.
Meanwhile, poor Sonny Bono, of "Sonny and Cher" and "Airplane II: The Sequel" fame, begins his final descent on piste.

Michael Winner Cat Spotted! Michael Winner Cat guarding the lock-up with henchman in tow. Rumours suggest it is protecting arms due for North Korea.

Isla i know where there is another one of these weird white cats

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This EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE, captured by the News Of The World, shows NAUGHTY FELINE IRRITANT Michael Winner Cat's recent SICK attempt to place a bomb UNDER OUR LIZ'S FORD KA.

Michael Winner Cat February 12, 1554. Michael Winner Cat oversees the execution of Lady Jane Grey, "The Nine Day Queen". Possibly as it had its eye on her old house in Braggy Park.

Michael Winner Cat UPDATE!! - The morning of the 26th June 2009 - a day of sadness for millions worldwide. But not for Michael Winner Cat, whose evildoing never has a day off. Witness this latest act, designed to thwart our expose of it!

Michael Winner Cat Contrary to what you can see in this cleverly doctored image, Michael Winner Cat played not part in the Tiananmen Square protests of 1989. At least not on the goodies' side, anyway.

Michael Winner Cat An ongoing collection of past sightings of this fiend!

Michael Winner Cat Let the explosive evidence speak for itself!

Michael Winner Cat SEE as MICHAEL WINNER CAT turns its HEAD around 90 DEGREES. DEPORT THIS FIEND!

Michael Winner Cat ...BREAKING NEWS.... Tonight, Michael Winner Cat invited us to stroke it. Surely this is but a ruse so that we let our guard down. WE WILL NOT JOIN ONE OF YOUR DASTARDLY TERROR CELLS, MICHAEL WINNER CAT! Earlier, Michael Winner Cat was seen sat beneath a






















