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::::SIMPU SINGH:::: Element name: WOMAN Chemical Prop: Very active. Highly unstable.Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Volatile when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns red when placed next to a shinier specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. Xtremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. The most powerfl income reducing agent knwn. Highly explosive in inexprncd hands.
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: 1 ADMI ko har bat me ”TERA BHAI” kehne ki adat thi. Woh shadi k bad apne bedroom me gaya aur dulhan ka ghoonghat utha kar bola:“Kesa lag raha hai TERA BHAI.
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: Teacher: Give english translation of,“Saddar bazar main golian chal rahi hain”.. Santar: The Tablets are walking in the President Market..!
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: BETA: PAPA APKI SHADI MAJBURI ME HUI THI NA ? PAPA: JI APKO KAISE PATA? BETA: WO ACTULLY APKI SHADI AUR MERI D O BME SIRF 6 MAHINE KA HI FARK HAI NA.
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi! Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo. Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon! Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: khusi ke liya sitab kurban hassi ke liya ansoo kurban dost ke liye jaan bhi kurban aaur agar dost ki gf mile to sala dost bhi kurban
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: What's on your mind?when sum1 touches u&u don’t feel it,its IGNORANCE. When sum1 touches u&u feel it, its LOVE. but when nobody touchesu but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further M0ral:always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
::::SIMPU SINGH:::: Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Banta: Ba Professor:For sodium? Banta: Na Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Banta: BANANA
