Stewie

Stewie R.I.P Michael Jackson.

Stewie

Stewie Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards "S" supposed to be cute? I'm going to crap double for you tonight!

Stewie

Stewie Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

Stewie

Stewie Greatest Stewie moment?

Stewie

Stewie Damn you, vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb!