Article 1: Bro's before Ho's
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- Published: Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Allegedly written by Barnabus Stinson in the 18th century when Benjamin Franklin and George Washington were too busy to write it themselves, the Bro Code proves to be a very rare document.
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The Bro Code Look down. Do you see boobs? If you answered “no” please refer to the post Never Wear Jeans to a Strip Club from "The Bro Code." If you answered “yes” take a second to admire them... maybe make an amateur video of you giving them a soft caress… Anyway, the fact that you see boobs most likely means you’re a chick and th...erefore have a duty (heh) to always wear jeans if and when you go to a strip club.
The Bro Code Barney Stinson (Broslife), the author of our bible, on Twitter... http://twitter.com/Broslife
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The Bro Code A Fellow Bro named Barney Stinson's numbers. This is what every bro shall have as his numbers.
The Bro Code Everyone know the "Three Day Rule" for calling a chick? Well it is now changed to the "Four Day Rule." Why you may ask? If everyone you know has heard of the “Three Day Rule,” then you can rest assured that women have heard of it, too. By waiting an extra day, you can really make that random chick you met while drunk feel unique.
The Bro Code Barn-man and Rob-in [barn-man and rob-in] – A delightful and humorous play on words meant to equate Barney Stinson and Robin Scherbatsky with popular comic book superheroes Batman and Robin, but instead of fighting crime they like to have sex in public places… but they do sometimes wear costumes, so… yeah.
The Bro Code just friends – [just frends] – Two people who probably could’ve banged that one night but didn’t and it’s been a little weird ever since. They’ve thought about it, though.
The Bro Code play-ing the field – [play-ing the feeeeld] – Banging as many people as possible.
The Bro Code marr-iage – [marr-edge] see: suicide.
The Bro Code da-ting – [day-ting] 1) The first time seeing where things are going fails. 2) Hanging out without the guarantee of sex.
The Bro Code see-ing where things are go-ing [see-ing wair things ahr going] – The process in which two people hang out, hook up, and do everything they can not to think about what it means.
The Bro Code hang-ing out [hang – ing – owt] – The process of participating in an organized activity together – such as a movie or dinner - followed shortly thereafter by furious banging.
The Bro Code hook-ing up [hoo-k-ing up] - When two people do it, consistently, but aren’t hanging out during daylight hours – unless it’s for the express purpose of getting it on.
