The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

 
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) WORKING ON A FISH BURLESQUE ROUTINE WHERE I DRESS UP AS A FISH AND WRITHE AROUND THE STAGE LIKE AN EPILEPTIC. HUR HUR HUR. I'M A SEXY WOMAN

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) IS A FUNNY WOMAN. I'M GONNA BE AT STONES CORNER WASHING MY UNDIES. IN THE STAND-UP COMEDY INDUSTRY WE CALL IT A 'GIG' WHICH SOUNDS A BIT LIKE THE WORD 'BIB'. DON'T WEAR YOUR BIB TO THE GIG THOUGH OR YOU WILL GO POP LIKE A RICEBUBBLE IN A BOWL WITH NUTRI-GRAIN THAT IS MADE FROM CEREAL KILLERS.... GEDDIT... CERIAL.... SERIAL.... HUR HUR HUR I'M A FUNNY WOMAN... STONES CORNER!!!

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) CAN'T GET BACK TO SLEEP. GUY PHONED AT 1.30AM WANTING TO BUY PHOTOS

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) WAT DU YUU KALL SUM1 WH0 IZ REALLY GUD AT CATCHIN' FISH? ANNETTE! HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR HUR

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) DO YOU EVEN GIVE A STUFF ABOUT MY FISH? YOU MORE INTEREST IN LOOKING AT GOJI BERRIES GROWING IN GARDEN OR MY ALBUMS OF PHOTOS OF PHOTOS OF PEOPLE WITH HORRIBLE SCARRED FACES, THEY'RE NOT DOING TOO WELL ARE THEY! I HAD THIS ONE GUY RIGHT, THIS ONE GUY HE RANG ME AT 1.30 IN THE MORNING. MY PHONE GOING RING RING RING RING RING MADE ME WAKE AN I SAID TO HIM I SAID MATE, IT'S ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING.

11 October at 06:51
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
WHERE ARE YOU CALLING FROM AND HE SAID THAT HE WANT TO BUY PHOTOS OF PHOTOS.I SAID TO HIM MATE IT'S ONE THIRTY IN THE MORNING AND HE SAID THAT HE NOT KNOW THE TIME THAT HE WAS CLEANING THE BATHROOM MIRROR TO REMOVE THE DIRT BENEATH. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN IT'S A FASCIST REGIME. YOUNG KIDS THESE DAYS WITH BLACK HAIR AN PAIL SKIN, THEY ARE GOTHICS... GIVE ME TANNED WOMEN WITH ENYA CDS
11 October at 06:52
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) FRANKENFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT MAH LITTLE FRANKENFISH!!!!! WAIT A SECOND..... YOU DON'T GIVE A STUFF ABOUT MAH FRANKENFISH, YOU DO EVERYTHING TO AVOID LOOKING AT MAH FRANKENFISH..... WHILST I'M IN THE INTERNET PUTTING CAPTIONS ON YOUR CA

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) IS ON A MISSION TO BUY-OUT EVERY SINGLE COPY OF THE CELEBRITY HEAD BOARD GAME. REVOLT!!!!

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) OUR TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO THE AIRWAVES. TONIGHT 2-5AM ON 102.1FM / HTTP://STREAM.4ZZZFM.ORG.AU. MORE ANTICIPATED THAN THE RETURN OF THE CHASERS WAR ON EVERYTHING!

27 June at 02:57
Dan Joseph
Dan Joseph
Blown to be prepared away!
27 June at 05:10
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) I HATE THOSE RESTRICTIONS SOCIETY PUTS ON YOU. I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO PLAY CELEBRITY HEAD AND YOU CAN'T WEAR THAT JACKET. WHERE WILL IT STOP?

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) YOU DON'T GIVE A STUFF ABOUT MY FISH MATE. I SPEND MY DAYS AND NIGHTS DANCING NAKED WITH MY FISH TO VELVET ACID CHRIST AND YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT EM. THEY ARE MY FRIENDS AND THEIR LOVE IS UNCONDITIONAL.... ♥

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) MY FISH ARE ALREADY BETTER THAN YOURS. LOOK AT THEM. I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU TO REALISE, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PUNCHED IN THE HEAD BEFORE? MY FUCKING FISH BACK NOW BEFORE I COME LOOKING FOR YOU, YOU HAD BETTER HOPE I DON'T COME ACROSS YOU WHEN I'M OUTS

04 June at 01:22
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
ATTENTION SEEKER. WANTING A CUP OF WASHING POWDER, GET FUCKED! GET YOUR OWN WASHING POWDER. I NEED ALL THE WASHING POWDER I CAN GET MY GRUBBY LITTLE HANDS ONTO TO WASH MY COLLECTION OF VELVET ACID CHRIST SHIRTS. LEGEND HAS IT THAT VELVET ACID CHRIST HIMSELF HAD SEX WITH A MONKEY IN ONE OF THE SHIRTS I OWN. MY VELVET ACID CHRIST SHIRT IS BETTER THAN... Read more YOURS, ITS COVERED IN FISH SCALES. DO YOU LIKE FISH? YOU HAD BETTER LIKE MY FISH... DO YOU HAVE A HORRIBLE SCARRED FACE? YOU HAD BETTER NOT HAVE A HORRIBLE SCARRED FACE... THOSE PEOPLE ARE SCARY. THE GOTHIC TYPES. THEY USUALLY HAVE BLACK HAIR, AND USUALLY WEAR BLACK CLOTHES. SCARY........
04 June at 01:25
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)
BLESSED IN THE NAME OF ZEN? WHAT SORT OF SHIT CHILDREN OF BODOM SHIRTS ARE YOU PEDDLING MAN? BLESSED IN THE NAME OF FISH! COLOURED WITH 27 COLOURS OF EXOTIC FISH BLOOD! YOUR VELVET ACID CHRIST SHIRT MUST DUEL WITH MY BODOM SHIRT THAT HAS BEEN SOAKING IN THE JUICE OF FISH! THE WINNER WILL BE HAILED IN ALL THE GLORY OF THE FISH FOREST!
04 June at 02:09
The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) MY GOJI HAS A FIRST NAME AND IT'S R-O-B-E-R-T

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!)

The Himalayan Goji Berry Fishtank Extravaganza (With Fish!) IS DANCING NAKED TO VELVET ACID CHRIST AND THINKS HE'S A SUPERSTAR.

18 May at 08:24