
Urban Dictionary Status Malfunction - When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn. - http://urbanup.com/4335327

Urban Dictionary to your point - Phrase used to contradict another person's ideas, while making it feel like you have agreed with them. - http://urbanup.com/4342281

Urban Dictionary Piglet Flu - During times of pandemic, the common flu is known as Piglet Flu. While less deadly than Swine Flu it still makes you feel like shit. However, because it is not infamous like swine flu you get no respect from having it. So you feel like crap a

Urban Dictionary sport snob - someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.
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someone who believes that their vast and ultimately unnecessary knowledge of sports makes them a better sports watcher. they will often ridicule, or speak condescendingly towards someone of lesser sports knowledge.

Urban Dictionary right-of-stay - when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually
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when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. ...

Urban Dictionary jfgi - Just Fucking Google it. You say it when somebody asks a stupid question.
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Dude #1: hey dude, what does JFGI mean?Dude #2: Just Fucking Google it yo.Dude #1: I tried but i couldn't find anything.Dude #2: JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT!Dude #1: bro. i already tried that. don't be mean.Dude #2: bro, your an idiot.

Urban Dictionary Movember - Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month climaxes with participants comparing and
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Held in November, this is the month in which people gather together to grow and compare mostaches. Participants begin the month clean shaven and cultivate their mostaches throughout the month. The month ...

Urban Dictionary Costume Malfunction - An embarassing exposure that can be blamed on clothing.
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No, Janet didn't flash the world on purpose. That was a costume malfunction.OROh, my fly's down? What a costume malfunction.

Urban Dictionary mantrum - when a grown man throws a tantrum when he can't have his way.
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Server #1:"Dude you need to chill man...."Angry Guy: " FUCK YOU I TOLD U I WANTED A LATTE MACHIATTO WITH THREE SHOTS OF ESPRESSO!!! NOT TWO!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING WITH MY HEAD?!?!?!?Guy: "Whoa, what's gotten him in a mantrum..."

Urban Dictionary no offense - A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable. - http://urbanup.com/823948

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Urban Dictionary Northwest Nap - A very deep sleep where you are unable to hear telephones, text messages, and even the Air Force. Named to honor the two fine pilots from Northwest Airlines and there little "in flight snooze" - http://urbanup.com/4322299

Urban Dictionary cocktail weenie - A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially reg... - http://urbanup.com/4276233

Urban Dictionary Dank - Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality. - http://urbanup.com/1199991



















