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someecards: NEWS: Someecards launched video cards! Watch our first batch, starring Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter: http://bit.ly/MlCmH

someecards: I stare at babies with the same longing you feel when you stare at my ass. http://bit.ly/OSUKH (user card via barby.doc)

someecards: imagine a world in which it which it doesn't rain every 2 hours: http://bit.ly/LqvEU

someecards: Watching Iranian protesters use cell phones to document riots makes me ashamed of using mine to send pictures of my dick.http://bit.ly/v1WiU

someecards: Sorry we don't care enough about you to stage an intervention. http://bit.ly/JgQUL

someecards: Thanks for climaxing quietly when we visit family. http://bit.ly/10h794

someecards: REMINDER: Sunday is Father's Day and now you can choose the delivery date for cards! Show your dad a shitload of love: http://bit.ly/Z5wE2

someecards: Grandpop, just wanted to say how proud I am of you this Father's Day for surviving the digital TV changeover. http://bit.ly/2kjc2

someecards: Anyone have thoughts on how to send these Letterman protesters http://bit.ly/496Xo this card? http://bit.ly/17zUwB

someecards: Happy Father's Day in advance to someone who may be mature enough to have children by age 62. http://bit.ly/2ztkK