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The Onion NEWSWIRE: Senior Center Activities Coordinator Bets Those Hands Can Go Higher Than Those Heads
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NEW YORK—At Montessori, we believe dentistry to be more than just the medical practice of treating tooth and gum disorders, said school director Dr. Howard Bundt. It's about fostering creativity.
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LONDON—The queen assured her 59-year-old son, Prince Charles, that he was still special, and the baby would not replace him as the heir apparent to the crown.
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LOS ANGELES—As the White House considers sweeping strategic shifts in the war in Afghanistan, heroin addicts across the nation called on...
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11 year old Thomas Demming visits Today NOW! with the magical friend he hid for weeks in his bedroom closet.
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INDIANAPOLIS—The New England Patriots, playing on the road against a very good Indianapolis team, are headed into halftime with an all-but-insurmountable 24-14 lead.
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HOROSCOPES [Scorpio]: Doctors will refuse to operate on you this week, not due to any moral
dilemmas, fiscal concerns, or even health-related fears. They're just
vindictive bastards.
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The Onion NEWSWIRE: Police Officer Uses Ultraviolet Light To Track Down Clean Underwear
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Middle East Small Talks To Focus On Getting Israel, Palestine To Discuss Weather | The Onion - Ameri
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LONDON—According to State Department officials, the violently clashing peoples of Israel and Palestine have agreed to resume small talks...
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WASHINGTON—In an effort to combat what organizers are calling our current epidemic of complete and utter obliviousness, the American Foundation for Paying Attention to Things has declared December National Awareness Month.
The Onion NEWSWIRE: Guy With Own Pool Stick Taking Off His Leather Coat
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Mickey Mouse Noticeably Avoids A-Rod During Trip To Disney World | The Onion - America's Finest News
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ORLANDO, FL—Members of the Yankees couldn't help but notice that the resort's iconic mascot Mickey Mouse made a special effort to avoid Alex...
